1. 13:30 24th Aug 2014

    Notes: 111557

    Reblogged from hipsterlawfirm

    Tags: artholy shit wowcue queue

    image: Download

    upallnightogetloki:

i-march-mello:

danim4ux:

THE SHEET IS MADE OUT OF WOOD TOO
Wendell Castle, Ghost Clock. 1985

THAT IS MAHOGANY

WHAT THE FUCK THO

    upallnightogetloki:

    i-march-mello:

    danim4ux:

    THE SHEET IS MADE OUT OF WOOD TOO

    Wendell Castle, Ghost Clock. 1985

    THAT IS MAHOGANY

    WHAT THE FUCK THO

    (Source: srsfunny)

     
  2. sidmalkin:

"My oldest brother Phil, he’s playing in the NHL currently with the Toronto Maple Leafs, my favorite team." — Amanda Kessel

    sidmalkin:

    "My oldest brother Phil, he’s playing in the NHL currently with the Toronto Maple Leafs, my favorite team." — Amanda Kessel

     
  3. 13:30 22nd Aug 2014

    Notes: 6892

    Reblogged from tastefullyoffensive

    Tags: owlscue queue

    tastefullyoffensive:

[mastermindxs]
     
  4. make me choose

    charlinelabontes asked: Phil Kessel or and Amanda Kessel

     
  5. jeanpaulfarte:

    in stories featuring aliens, they’re always like “on my planet this never happens!” or “in my culture, this differs from your human culture.” and that’s neat and all because i like worldbuilding and all that jazz but wouldn’t it be fun if they just. couldn’t do that?

    i want a story where humans encounter an alien who frustrates them because they don’t know enough to tell them anything concrete

    like humans will ask “tell us about politics in your planet!” and the alien’s all “uh… hold on it’s been a while since i took gov. um….”

    "what sorts of plants grow on your planet?"

    "i dunno i grew up in the suburbs. they’re like… purple? idk what you want me to say"

    "tell us about the culture on your planet!"

    "do you have any idea how many fucking countries are back home, i don’t even know where to begin"

    "your planet is obviously much more scientifically and technologically advanced than ours. is it possible for you to enlighten us on certain matters concerning space travel, or would that be a form of interference you must avoid?"

    "naw it’s cool, it’s just that, um, i’m a philosophy major"

    (Source: darthpaulsartre)

     
  6. icedhockey:

    Broken Bromances 3/?

    Eddie Lack and Roberto Luongo

    (Source: ryan-getzlaf)

     
  7. “You don’t have to be crazy to play goal, but it helps.” – Bernie Parent

    nebulia13:

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    But why does this gifset not include roy spinorama-ing past gretzky whyyyy

     
  8. 13:30 17th Aug 2014

    Notes: 127393

    Reblogged from calliotrope

    Tags: cue queuelanguage

    greynasdire:

    cheesecakepizza:

    especiallypsychicspud:

    why wasn’t sympathy vs empathy ever explained to me as “that sucks vs i feel u” because that’s literally the best way to explain it

    wow

    and the world was remade

     
  9. 13:30 16th Aug 2014

    Notes: 838958

    Reblogged from calliotrope

    Tags: cue queuelanguage

    switch-off-the-stars:

    squidsqueen:

    dw:

    when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

    When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

    THANK YOU

    (Source: combusken)

     
  10. puckling:

    Tyler Seguin+ Marshall 

    I would like for him to have all the puppy playdates with Arnold. All.